Adam’s Top Twenty Singles Chart — Edition #69
Stolen By Six: Hall & Oates Reclaim The #1 Spot, But Where Are The Police?
Wanted: Daryl Hall and John Oates.
Age: Do we really care?
Height: Tall enough.
Crime Committed: Writing and Producing a hit about kisses that are subject to be found on lists.
Last Seen: Robbing the #1 spot from The Police and running away with it. Citizens nearby heard the unmistakable sound of falsetto as dawn broke, a possible sign of the culprits.
If you have any information on their whereabouts, please contact The Police so that Sting can have at ‘em.
Thank you and goodnight.
Ups & Downs:
This week’s Biggest Mover: #03, REO Speedwagon – “Take It On The Run” (rises six spots)
This week’s Biggest Dropper: #20, Barbara Streisand & Barry Gibb – “What Kind Of Fool?” (falls six spots)
New To The Top 20:
#15, Kim Carnes – “Bette Davis Eyes”: Just a few weeks after her 73rd birthday, it sounds like Bette Davis got an expected wish: to be immortalized in song. 35 year-old Kim Carnes sings the track, which is climbing up the charts faster than you can say What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? Frankly, I don’t know the answer to the question, but I do know this has great potential to be Kim’s third top ten hit on the Pop chart. Just don’t stare too long at the charts, or you might get some Bette Davis Eye-Strain.

01. Hall & Oates – Kiss On My List (02) (6 non-con. weeks at #1)
02. The Police – Don’t Stand So Close To Me (01) (1 week at #1)
03. REO Speedwagon – Take It On The Run (09)
04. Sheena Easton – Morning Train (Nine To Five) (03)
05. Steve Winwood – While You See A Chance (04)
06. Climax Blues Band – I Love You (06)
07. Juice Newton – Angel Of The Morning (05)
08. Styx – Too Much Time On My Hands (11)
09. Journey – The Party’s Over (Hopelessly In Love) (10)
10. Smokey Robinson – Being With You (13)
11. John Cougar – Ain’t Even Done With The Night (08)
12. Blondie – Rapture (07)
13. Phil Collins – I Missed Again (16)
14. The Who – You Better You Bet (15)
15. Kim Carnes – Bette Davis Eyes (debut)
16. Loverboy – Turn Me Loose (12)
17. Gino Vannelli – Living Inside Myself (17)
18. .38 Special – Hold On Loosely (19)
19. The Rovers – Wasn’t That A Party? (20)
20. Barbara Streisand & Barry Gibb – What Kind Of Fool? (14)
Off:
18. Don McLean – Crying
Freshen Up:
ABBA – Super Trouper
Alan Parsons Project – Time
A Taste Of Honey – Sukiyaki
Champaign – How ‘Bout Us?
Christopher Cross – Say You’ll Be Mine
Franke & The Knockouts – Sweetheart
Gary U.S. Bonds – This Little Girl
John Lennon – Watching The Wheels
Neil Diamond – America
Ray Parker Jr. & Raydio – A Woman Needs Love
Rick Springfield – Jessie’s Girl
Santana – Winning
Stars On 45 – Stars On 45 (Medley)


